Sunday, December 02, 2007

my favorite religion is grammar

I like language. I look up mysterious words on the etymology dictionary and everyday words on dictionary, just to see if we agree about them.

As a result of my obsessive compulsion I tend to notice sexist, racist, classist, homophobic, transphobic, antihandicappist, theist, monogamist, legalist, and xenophobic features of ordinary speech. For example, how I complain about the phrase "gay men and lesbians" ("gay people" or "nonheterosexuals" would work better, depending on context). This makes people think I am a member of the early-90's anti-comedy troop, The Political Correctness Police. Wrong. All incorrectness offends me, not just the political kind. Political errors are the most common type because language reflects prejudices, and people have a lot of prejudices.

But here's an apolitical error: when people say whom instead of who, even though whom is borderline archaic, and then end that same clause with a preposition. For example, "whom do I give the mint milano to?" If you're going to speak in costume, don't wear sneakers. Go all the way. Prepositions, historically, precede.

Correct:
  • To whom do I give the mint milano?
  • Who do I give the mint milano to?

Poor breeding:

  • Whom do I give the mint milano to?

4 comments:

super des said...

I would totally say "to whom do I give this to?"

but I'm totally archaic.
:)

eve said...
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eve said...

"Who do I give the mint milano to?" is not correct at all. It has to be "whom." The placement of "to" is just extra-badness. Unless you're saying that it's okay to be generally lazy about grammar, a stance with which I am okay.

Glenna said...

By "correct" I mean "doesn't fill me with hate."

The word whom rarely makes a sentence clearer. Its main function is to look smart. The world therefore might be a better place without it.

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