What's with all the articles handicapping the election? It's only 9 days away! In the time it'd take you to read all that shit now, you could be planning your election party outfit.

I'm in a bind about the governor and senate races. I'm registered in NY, but I can't vote for Spitzer or Clinton. Spitzer, because the Times asked him about his perfect SAT score and he denied it saying they must have confused it with his perfect LSAT score. Clinton, I'm boycotting until she comes out of the closet. And republican candidates don't count. So who do I vote for in those races?